It bothers me immensely when I see fat people smoking. On one hand, man/lady, you are already the picture of gluttony and undeniably/unavoidably representative of poor physical health and watching you smoke a cigarette is like watching Sex and the City: the Movie. It's just too much, too much. And it always leads me to ponder the appetite-curbing effects of nicotine, because clearly, it's not working for this obese schmuck.

On the other much more superficial hand...I still like to think that cigarettes are for the glamourous and, consequently, the skinny. So stop ruining our fun!!

God, I need to quit.