Oh, the office.

I've titled numerous posts, "oh, the office" that have never come into full fruition. Mainly because I never know quite what to say, which is mainly because I spend most of my time here observing the very curious habits of people who work in offices and giggling silently to myself. What's different about today is that some ho just had a baby and has been passing around pictures of the baby and I couldn't even bring myself to say "He's so cute". I did say "It's adorable." I don't know, the idea of assigning a gender to this retarded little creature seemed rather silly to me. Yeah, it has a dick. But other than that, it has no characteristics of anything resembling its assigned sex. And okay, so I took Adderall this morning and completely over-thunk the whole thing...I just can't help but feel bad for it. Because, I mean...what if it doesn't want to be a boy? What if it really hates the color blue?



And why are boy babies always dressed in baby blue? It's a really not a masculine color.